Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

Carl reads three news-related limericks: Tech Soup, A Fresh Look at London, and i-Rangatans.

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, what will be the next big confession in the news? Peter Grosz?

PETER GROSZ: Oprah will admit that 15 years ago she and Lance Armstrong conspired for him to engage in doping, deny it for years, win seven Tours de France, get publicly humiliated, seek redemption on her show and save her lame spin-off network from total irrelevancy.

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SAGAL: What a scandal. Roxanne Roberts?

Carl reads three news-related limericks: Sober Ice; Yelling Bellied Warblers; the Pol Pot of Pop.

More questions for the panel: The Tale of Two Kelly Hildabrandts; Heads Roll at O'Hare.

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CARL KASELL: From NPR and WBEZ-Chicago, this is WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!, the NPR News quiz. I'm Carl Kasell, and here's your host at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Thank you, Carl.

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SAGAL: Thank you everybody. Thank you so much. We have a great show for you today. Later on, we've got Melinda Gates joining us, talking about...

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Carl reads three quotes from the week's news: Loose Change, What's Hot Right Now, and A Popularity Contest.

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

More questions for the panel: Outsourcing Updates, and Bureaucrats Gas On.

Celebrity chef Paula Deen plays a quiz about tofu.

Classic questions for our panel about food and drink.