Prediction

May 20, 2017
Originally published on May 21, 2017 12:39 am
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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Just a minute, we're going to ask our panelists to predict what will be the big surprise out of President Trump's first trip abroad.

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Now, panel, what will be the big surprise out of Trump's foreign trip? Faith Salie.

FAITH SALIE: To prove he is a friend to the Jews, Trump will fashion his comb over into payos, which he calls his tou-payos (ph).

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SAGAL: Janelle James.

JANELLE JAMES: The big surprise is he's going to take Melania with him and he's going to bring Melania back. Not the same one - just a younger, hotter chick also named Melania, you know?

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SAGAL: And Tom Bodett.

TOM BODETT: We'll see Sean Spicer unloading the bags from Air Force One. And Toby Keith will be introduced as the new White House press spokesman.

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BILL KURTIS: Well, if that happens, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Faith Salie, Tom Bodett, and welcome to Janelle James, who did a great job in her debut.

JAMES: Yay, I had a great time. Thank you so much.

SAGAL: Thanks all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. We will see you next week.

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