Prediction

Apr 1, 2017
Originally published on April 1, 2017 1:00 pm
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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

In just a minute, we're going to ask our panelists to predict - after Brexit, what's the first thing Britain will do once it is single?

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LUKE BURBANK: Adult braces for everyone.

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SAGAL: Amy Dickinson.

AMY DICKINSON: England is going to swipe right on an app called OkStupid (ph) and start sleeping around with other countries.

SAGAL: And Greg Proops.

GREG PROOPS: Sell the French and English tickler.

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BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Greg Proops, Luke Burbank and Amy Dickinson. Thanks to all of you for listening.

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