Jade City Pharaoh - Nietchze’s Spawn (Season 2, Ep. 7)
In today's episode, Herald Jones is hoping to relax after busting a violent band of radical patriots. Alas, he will face once again the merciless cyborg Anvil Steel. This monstrous machine-man menace gets the Pharaoh's attention when he threatens our hero's friend Henry at Henry's Stop N' Go.
Jade City Pharaoh stars Mike Wiley. The series is written by Howard Craft, with music by the Apple Juice Kid. WUNC's Frank Stasio is the producer/director. Follow our hero on Twitter: @JadeCityWarrior and on Facebook.
- Mike Wiley as Herald MF Jones
- Gil Faison as Henry Stiles
- Geraud Staton as The Infamous Anvil Steel
- Kid Delite as himself
- Kasif Powell as Supreme Intellect
Scene 1: Henry's Stop N' Go
Sound effect: Anvil Steel walking in.
Who are rather what, in the world are you?
Who am I?! Who am I!? Who am I!!!!!
You don't have to tell me if you don't want to. I don't want no trouble. What you want, some Dutch Masters, cause you look like you been smoking something.
Know you this, I am the spawn of Lord Fredrick Nietchze's mind, I am the highest evolution of human possibility, I am ANVIL STEEL!!!
Sound effect: Henry opening a drawer, then a gun cocking.
And I'm Henry Jenkins, Mamie Jenkins favorite son, so you better get the hell out of my store.
HA HA HAAAAA, Ah HA HA HA
Sound effect: gun shots bouncing off metal.
(Laughter) Your bullets are no match for my steel, old man. Come here!!!!!
Sound Effect: Henry being dragged over the counter.
Hey! Hey! Put me down!
Stop squirming worm. I was told you know where I can find Herald Jones.
He come in here sometimes but I don't have no address for him or nothing. Come on man, put me down I've got a bad heart.
Well if you can't tell me where Jones is you're useless to me aren't you?
What you doing man, No, No, please!
Sound effect: HENRY being thrown through air and crashing into the store's merchandise and finally the wall.
I will find you Herald Jones. You cannot hide from ANVIL STEEL!
Sound effect: ANVIL STEEL walking out of store. Music.
Scene 2: Herald's apartment.
Sound effect: knocking on the door.
Sound effect: JONES opening the door.
What you want man?
Move out the way and let me up in here.
What Preme? What you need man? I'm busy.
No you ain't and that's the problem. You look terrible. And look at this apartment, it's filthy in here, smell like stale Cheetoes, tuna fish and old people. (sound effect) Open a window, burn an incense man, damn. What's wrong with you? You spozed to be the Jade City Pharaoh. You ain't the first super hero to lose his girl friend.
You don't understand Preme.
I understand this woman got you shook. I told you not to get involved with her in the first place, but oh no, you couldn't listen to me. Now look at you.
When do I get to have something for myself! When do I get to live a normal life? She was the one and I lost her because of the cape!
Your situation ain't gon' ever be normal cause it ain't no normal situation. And I don't have any answers on the best way for you to deal with that. I wish I did. All I know is them people out there getting brutalized by these thugs and hooligans ain't named Belinda Goodall. You can't turn your back on the city cause this woman got you twisted, man.
Sound effect: knocking on the door.
Sound effect: door opening.
Kid Delight! What's wrong?
Some dude made out of metal wearing a funky red toga just destroyed Henry's Stop and Go and put Henry in the hospital.
So ANVIL STEEL isn't dead? Excuse me gentlemen.
Where you going?
The City needs me, right?
Sound effect: theme music